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I need money...fast...
Looks around for inspiration...thinks a spell might be a good idea...grabs the Grimoire off the shelf...
I've never cast a spell before...lets see what's needed...an altar, parchment paper, talismans, gold ink...good grief it would be easier getting a job...
Rummages in drawer, finds old Christmas card, the back looks parchment like, that'll do...gold marker pen...near as damn it gold ink...
Add Adsense Link TipDon't Fall in Love with You're Stocks(Collect a Free EBOOK - see website) It appears that I have a dislike for admitting that I ..... Must purify everything first...
Lights candle, holds remnant of Christmas card over flame...shit...not supposed to set it on fire...
Laying the charred remains of the card on the table I start to inscribe the talisman of Lord Sol...wow I could get high on the smell of this gold marker pen...need a silver coin...
Turns pockets inside out, finds old 10p piece covered in fluff...
Methinks this is going well, now if I wrap the coin in the card parchment...
Card being severely charred, crumbles into dust...damn...need parchment...
Just returned from the local occult suppliers, known locally as Jim's Newsagents, purveyor of all things stationery, but bearing in mind the local population, not many things remain stationary...back to the spell...
Opens packet of baking parchment, only thing in Jim's that had the word parchment on it...
Once again I inscribe the talisman of Lord Sol, only to realise I used the 10p towards payment of the parchment...shit...
Rummages in drawer again, finds silver coin...well silver covered chocolate coin left over from Christmas...
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Lights incense...wafts talisman in the smoke...and chants...
Angla, Adonay, Merloy, Saboath! As I believe so it will be!
Sits back to read the Grimoire and wait for influx of funds...
Its been a week now since I ......
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